Me, thinking, at the supermarket at 12:00 buying lunch:

“Doesn’t all these people have jobs?”

Seriously, I can’t be the only one thinking like this 🧐

So I had a very long team viewer session with my colleague and after 3 hours we were finished and I went straight to pornhub after the session. But the problem was that I forget to close the team viewer session and 30 minutes later I saw him disconnect. FML, I’ll see him tomorrow

Goal is to create the first porn website which only contains 4K and VR. Yeh that’s all 🍆

Creating porn websites.

I'm a simple man

!false
It's funny cause it's true 😐

I’ve got a really good TCP/UDP joke to tell you, but I don’t know if you’ll get it

Q: What is the most used language in programming?

A: Profanity.

Case closed, stop arguing!

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea 😐

There are 10(binary...) types of people.

After 10 years of coding I'm still struggling to decide which one I should use..

!WTF
Take a look at how big my SSD is(220GB).
Take a look at how much space I can remove with MS Disk Cleanup.

So there is a very very 👌 small risk that I will now erase the whole Windows Update File Server at Microsoft, lets see what's happens 🤞

When your have a signal problem, like in the old days 😂

!tips
Hey codebroes! Give me your best programming movie, serial, documentary.

That episode from NCIS where they created a GUI for tracking down a criminal doesn't count!

1 hour to install Windows 10
4 hours installing windows updates
8 hours installing visual studio enterprise

*sigh*

By still having the balls to continue making mistakes and learn from them

What happens if you multiply the artist Adele with 2?

You get two dells 😐🔫

At my company we need to change our passwords every month and every month I add a an extra exclamation mark at the end of my password. Now after 5 years there is an unbearable amount of exclamation marks so I tried to change my my password to 'beefstew'.

Apparently it wasn't stroganoff.