seems like what i suspect an ingrown hair on my ass cheek, that created a huge fucking zit rn, so large its hard to sit on the toilet to take a shit!

what should i do?

go browse r/popping

Hehe, he shaved his bootii

@donkulator well, we're all problem solvers right. Can you solve this issue? I'm already working on an other one.

@donkulator It's just native retoor language for booty

i'm sorry to tell you, but i'm afraid it's fatal.

the only humane thing to do is euthanasia.

or, as an alternative: shut the hell up about your ass, nobody wants to know this, and go see a freaking doctor, you disusting imbecile.