Shampoo for women:
- heavenly papaya
- nourishing silk
- calming melt-in banana

Shampoo for men:
- badass molten lead storm
- dragon fire tsunami
- velociraptor fuckfest

Melt in banana does sound calming.

Bad ass molten lead storm sounds like one of @b2plane's dunnykin stories.

Dragon fire tsunami I might consider if it was half price in Lidl.

Velociraptor fuckfest sounds like you're getting unexpectedly sodomised by a bunch of carnivorous chickens so I'd probably swerve that one.

which one is goat

You guys take showers and use products? lol

Mine is: "Wild Cherry Blossom"

Don't burn my eyes or my butthole. All purpose one stop cleaner for $2.50 a bottle.

@donkulator You spelled Axe wrong for that last one no ?

@Grumm Axe burns your butthole! That’s how you know you’re badass!

@donkulator for his story i would rename it to bad ass molten lead shit storm

More accurate!

@devJs drop the “bad” and that’s pretty much it