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kiki
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Shampoo for women:
- heavenly papaya
- nourishing silk
- calming melt-in banana

Shampoo for men:
- badass molten lead storm
- dragon fire tsunami
- velociraptor fuckfest

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  • 5
    Melt in banana does sound calming.
  • 7
    Bad ass molten lead storm sounds like one of @b2plane's dunnykin stories.

    Dragon fire tsunami I might consider if it was half price in Lidl.

    Velociraptor fuckfest sounds like you're getting unexpectedly sodomised by a bunch of carnivorous chickens so I'd probably swerve that one.
  • 3
    You guys take showers and use products? lol
  • 1
    Mine is: "Wild Cherry Blossom"

    Don't burn my eyes or my butthole. All purpose one stop cleaner for $2.50 a bottle.
  • 1
    @donkulator You spelled Axe wrong for that last one no ?
  • 1
    @Grumm Axe burns your butthole! That’s how you know you’re badass!
  • 1
    @donkulator for his story i would rename it to bad ass molten lead shit storm

    More accurate!
  • 2
    @devJs drop the “bad” and that’s pretty much it
  • 1
    @kiki 🤣
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