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Me: *puts small piece of tape over webcam*

NSA: Okay guys, shut it all down. No way we can record from the microphone, log keys, access the file system, USB devices, network data or watch the screen. He did the tape.

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  • 40
    Just because some highly trained criminals can break into your home it doesn't mean your fence is useless.

    NSA will collect data anyways, but that's no reason to actively shove it down their throats.
  • 20
    And that's why you use additional security measures ;)
  • 27
    @deadlyRants how about we institute a too-much-data attack where we all voluntarily undo any security measures and generate so much random, useless data that spyware cannot possibly take any useful data from it
  • 24
    @AlgoRythm or write an ai/script that does random stuff when youre afk. Random keystrokes followed by ones that makes sense, performs crazy google searches, moves the mouse in an almost humanly manner etc
  • 3
    Random ai generating data no one needs. Will just cost the tax payers more money. Sadly the systems they have in place can handle specifically targeted people 4 + years back depending on the data. Also not all data is stored redundantly so storing its not a problem space wize.
  • 25
    @vexusia Honestly I feel so attacked right now
  • 7
    I don't have a webcam. I'm kind of a 1337 h4x3r.
  • 9
    They can't get a video of you while you fap now, can they?
  • 1
    At least they can't see you though...
  • 6
    He did the tape. :D i'm dyin
  • 2
    @cheke Nope! Just what you're watching and what you sound like.
  • 2
    @AlgoRythm "...what you sound Like" 😂
  • 2
    @skprog make AI for creating random data so that spy AI can collect our data...AIseption
  • 2
    Or they hack your phone and then your notebook.

    Or your neighbours phone, then your wifi, then your phone and then your notebook.

    Or your neighbours neighbours wifi and then.... BufferOverflowException
  • 2
    @linuxxx MOAR FENCES
  • 6
    @rasm945i
    ~Two weeks later~

    “Honey! did you search for octopus porn while I was away?”
  • 0
    @ifti4425 um.. not sure what to say xD
  • 2
    @rasm945i I think you’re supposed to blame it on the AI 😏
  • 0
    @ifti4425 well, ehm.. ok it was the ai xD
  • 0
    That's why I tape the whole thing ;)
  • 0
    I ALWAYS TOLD PEOPLE THAT! NOBODY FUCKING CARE ABOUT WEBCAMS!!! IT'S EASIER AND QUITE MORE EFFECTIVE TO HACK PEOPLE BY OTHER MEANS. WHY ARE WE STILL PUTTING TAPES ON FUCKING CAMERAS????
  • 0
    I reserve my right to jerk off without embarrassing myself and the NSA agent. He has a family, you know?
  • 0
    @IllSlapU anarchist?
  • 0
    Tape Almighty.
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