Q for Linux dudes ... I have a 15.6" laptop with fullhd resolution ... Is there a way not to became blind?

My coupon code for DigitalOcean is making fun of GitHub :)

My WiFi adapter is not working correctly... Must be a problem with Linux drivers

My very funny friend everybody!

CTRL+Z instead of CTRL+C and then delete

I hate my life....studying useless things that I will never ever ever ever ever use in my fvcking life.

During highschool years I was using Ubuntu for the 1st time and saw this strange looking icon named vim....had to reboot PC to close vim 😅
Not my proudest moment.

Just arrived today. Thanks to DigitalOcean and GitHub for this T-shirt and for all the stickers!

@dfox could we get double authentication for devrant?

Yeah sure it's super easy!
Step1: fuck you
Step2: repeat Step1 while(true)

Me in the future showing my grandkids an i7 7700k 😳 they will not believe how slow these things were.

>Do you speak Latin?
>Yes ofc
>Wow! Tell me something in Latin
>"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...."
> :O

I recognized myself

Schrödinger's state of every programmer: working hard and hardly working.
-me

Always...😑

I fucking hate laud people!!!

OMG you are like fucking 20cm from your friend and I can hear every fucking thing from across a 250 people room.

And that mother fking laughing is so annoying...I don't give a flying duck if your software is bugged you wrote that code shut up and solve it.

I'm trying to concentrate because there is an exam in 1,5h

TL;TR

My mum just came to me asking me why the mouse is not working ...like I'm GOD of electronics :( (I'm just a simple dev) I simply though that the battery is dead because it's old. Soooooo.....
I showed her how to open it and how to change the battery. After 5 min she came back with a new battery and the same mouse asking me to fix it for her....

In my mind I literally snapped my brain was bleeding and exploding at the same time.

I just cringed a fake smile and changed the battery in front of her very slowly. I sure she won't remember how to do it next time.

At the end of the story I can't talk back or be angry to my parents I have to much respect for them. They though me everything from how to poop, speak, dress, eat and so on.

Be kind to your parents.

Every time I hear "if it's stupid but it works..."

NO Fucking No!!!

If you know that it's stupid you should fucking correct it!!!

Any Rick & Morty's fans in here? These are my new stickers for my power bank.

(Sorry for the shitty quality my camera lens is broken)

My new duck sticker 🐤🐤🐤🐤

Even at university same story :D

How many "normal" people (we as programmers are special) languages do you speak/understand?

I know English, Italian, some French & Spanish and some Slavic language like Macedonia, Serbian, Croatian and Slovenian. What about you?

Ubuntu causes girl to drop out of college

>I have no comment on this video, MY BRAIN JUST DIED

[h3h3 youtube video] http://tinyurl.com/qjouz32

I added under my LinkedIn description a P.S. (post scriptum)
Don't contact me if your main browser is Internet Explorer.

Have you ever tried FastHub? I think that is one of the best app on android for github.

Explaining !IT people my job...trying to sound more professional as possible so they don't think that I just "play with computer" :)

When my friend trolled me just because I was a noob with Linux command line...

To fix your problem you must run:
sudo apt-get purge sudo

And then I tried reinstalling sudo with....
sudo apt-get install sudo 😲

Not the best font choice....
(Read under the mouse)

Yep that's how I want to wake up, with a mini heart attack ...

That's it I'm done with CSS alignment 💀