Hi im Bind, i know 2 good programming jokes and 7 thousand that will make you go "meh"

I just got this in a group chat and honestly, me

@CoffeeNcode ill give u one and u can decide which one was it

How much does a penguin weigh?

Depends on the distro.

@BindView that was definitely one of the bad ones

I think u can build a bot to do it like the random quote bot I see on devrant

I need all your bad jokes,pronto

Give me bad jokes :)

Hoped there where a lot of jokes in the comments.

Due to popular demand:

What do you call a Finnish programmer?
Nerdic.

Whats a programmers favourite place to drink?
Foo bar.

Have you heard about the new supercomputer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

I wanted a new car so I bought a volkswagen buggy. After some fixes I have a volkswagen featury.

6996 jokes left Bind
Don't do this to us Bind

@inaba im going to punch you in the throat

@BindView 6995

Meh