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Some absolute cock-monkey fuck-nugget of a marketing director asked me the other week if I could implement a discount voucher system into a new side project / prototype we’re building.

I said ‘yeah sure but it’s a bit of a pain in the ass, i’ll have a look’

He said ‘you just let someone enter a code and that takes £10 off the total order value’

REALLY?!

IS THAT HOW IT WORKS?!!

THANKS FOR EXPLAINING THAT TO ME YOU FUCKING ASS-CUNT. BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW HOW A FUCKING DISCOUNT VOUCHER WORKED, YOU ABSOLUTE MOUTH BREATHING WASTE OF FUCKING ORGANS.

I’LL JUST GO TYPE THAT INTO MICROSOFT WORD AND SAVE THE FILE TO THE MAGICAL CLOUD SHALL I?

“dear computer, take a voucher code from a user and take £10 off of there order value”

THERE YOU GO YOU PRICK; JOB DONE. SOFTWARE ENGINEERING IS EASY, EH?!

Wank.

Comments
  • 6
    in his way you could repeat the voucher step until it was minus so that you would have to pay the customer :)
  • 2
    yeah easy!

    if isset code
    {
    order.value -= 10;
    }
  • 2
    to add, that guy prolly thinks he is an absolute genius asset to the organization for thinking of adding vouchers to the system, an idea that he, and only he can come up with. Any idiot can implement it, thats simple people work... a mere detail in the art that is marketing.
  • 1
    @stevenliemberg lol. Love it.
  • 0
    Dunning and Kreuger strike again... What a clueless twat
  • 0
    Started reading the first sentence and thought it was @AlexDeLarge ranting xD
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