Anybody tried Project Fugu the new browser api's from google which let's progressive webapps access the users filesystem, contacts, computer vision, nfc, geo fencing and launch other apps?

https://blog.chromium.org/2018/11/...

zero motivation for anything, i just want sit outside in the sun at the lake with ice cream and not in front of a screen. And not being bothered by the new vacum cleaner loud deep learning rig of the data science department in this open floor office.
I fucking forgot my noise cancling headphones. FML

Hey devRanters do you know any free and simple Kanban Board Desktop mac apps? I don't want a saas service and i can't use the apple app store.

Gitfolio - generate a presentable portfolio website out of your github repo for job hunting.

https://github.com/imfunniee/...

🤪 retarded

Argh!!!! I'm too dumb to compare two spreadsheets. I want to know which of the 2000 employees left or joined the company since last year. But the employee spreadsheet db export is not in the same order as the last years. Is there any bash shell magic or something else than excel that could help me?

Windows containers with Kubernetes on AWS and Azure are thing now.

What does that mean? Is it now possible to containerize system critical windows 3.1 legacy software from the 90ties (like the ticketing software at Airport Paris Orly) and orchestrate it in the cloud?

Do you know any use cases for Microsoft Windows in the cloud?

let's try something...
Roast thread, please tag and insult your fellow devRanter in this comment section. Get creative in finding swearwords. Too many ++ bombs, poor code quality or you're just secretly in love with some other Ranter and hate it.

uhh interesting, bing search engine algorithm open sourced.
Will anybody have a look at it?

https://techcrunch.com/2019/05/...

Fat heavy D&B beats, basement bunker, dark ambiente, stroboscope, sweaty bodies dancing. It happens:

I'm scrollin devRant drunk, again.

They brought the artist Salvador Dalí back to "life" with DeepFake for an exhibition. And it's nothing short of amazing. This is why want to work in technology. Bringing a smile and amazement to people. ☺️
What do you think of it and what do you think will we see in the future?

check it out
Behind the Scenes: Dali Lives
https://youtu.be/BIDaxl4xqJ4

Hertz the car rental company wanted a new website. They hired accenture. Accenture did allegedly a poor job. The site did not come with responsiveness, not with web components and 2 years over deadline. Hertz sues Accenture for $38+ million.

Scope creep deluxe?

New programming research project from Microsoft called Bosque.
A programming language without loops.

https://github.com/Microsoft/...

Cool, you can run VSCode on your server as a webapp. No more vim.
https://coder.com/

Too broke to get to the job interview. 😕
Well, that was an akward phone call to make.

Asus people!
Time to install some virus scanner 😲
The Asus bloatware software updater was hijacked to install malware.

when your headphones get a new terms&service with an alexa assistant update and it becomes clear what the purpose of this product has become.

SONY W1100XHe Adphones.
so it plays audio ads now? 😆

Do you earn a lot more if you're working freelance instead of beeing a bootlicker?

rofl 🤣

40% of AI start ups don't use AI.

.dev domain is now available at all registrars.

https://get.dev/

couldn't sleep, should I go or try to reschedule the job interview?

20 minutes late to test work
was sent home

You can create programms for google docs now, with a new docs api. Might save some time.
https://developers.google.com/docs/...

Machine learning is used to find new drugs for cancer treatments.
How about using that method for finding new psychodelics and party drugs? hue hue hue 😎

Any new technology or framework to look into?

I was nights out drinking yesterday. Today I discovered that I've booked a flight and a hotel for Lisbon. I don't remember doing that. 😆

Well... it's non refundable, so vacation it is.

What's the point of .net?

A guessing game where you can guess if the question is from an indian.

Want to become CEO in a big ass megacorp in your 50ties? Read this study.

https://heidrick.com/Knowledge-Cent...

lel, we've been robbed 10 minutes before midnight. We've been beaten by a hip bone looking stick. Sitting now in the emergency lobby. That was an adventurous start into 2019. 😄