My friends have to understand that I'm a programmer not a computer fixer. Fuck all this bullshit

I know that, same with my family

I have this philosophy, as long as you give me food, drinks and good company. I don't mind trying to fix your computer problems.

But I give no guarentees and the more drinks you give me the less likely your pc is going to get fixed. But with each drink the chance of having a fun night increases.

At least you don't get into this kind of situation:
- Can you make my computer run faster?
- Yeah sure, it's just a more than 10 year old PC. Of course I can perform black magics to make it run faster

@Xamenyap believe me. It already happened with a Win98 computer of my uncle two weeks ago