Mondays should be Optional

Fridays should be read-only

I'm about to jump on my bike and head to the beach. My wife is doing this bullshit dry/vegetarian month in February and I'm angry AF.

Maybe I'll get into a fight..

@intromatt
Why are you angry?

No beer and no pork - day 4.@coolq

@intromatt
Lol, don't you feel good for saving the piggies?

No, fuck no...not only are they delicious but they actually enjoy being eaten. Scientific fact. @coolq

@intromatt
Yeah right xd

Would like to be a pig that just died of natural causes forgotten to rot away in a meadow somehow or be eaten at a super fun party where people are dancing, drinking, singing and celebrating? Animals are here to be eaten, otherwise they're miserable and feel unneeded....@coolq

@intromatt
I'm guessing you're joking, but they're dead in that party. I guess, would you like to be killed for people to just eat you for breakfast? I don't think most pigs go to parties, and even if they did, they probably wouldn't care lol :P

It's not a painless death, either :[

Yeah they don't..I've been to plenty of pig and goat roasts (I live in Eastern Europe)...@coolq

@intromatt @coolq And that's the reason why Mondays should be Optional right?

@gosubinit
not sure why the O is capitalised, need to know before I reply :P

@coolq Ctrl+C Ctrl+V of the first message in the rant.

Nahhhhh. I love Mondays, I usually spend them at my beach bar drinking 50 cent pints and getting shitfaced. I have a delicious problem with alcohol. @gosubinit

@gosubinit
Ah lol xD
@intromatt
Optional, not gone :P