Q: Why do Programmers love coffee?

A: 'cause programming is not their cup of tea :/

We have a new team member in our team. So I was giving her one to one KT. After KT

She: so are there new changes coming soon?

Me: Yes there will. Now you here I could really use a hand.

She: that's what he said

Exactly no matter how fucked up my own life is but I love to listen other’s fucked up stories xD.

Pops: Came in the city with only 100 bucks.

Manager: Started project from scratch.

Boss: Great work on remediation, we have been working on this since for over 2 weeks but I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Me: might be a train, coming our way!

This week has been all read-only.

Me: I'm bored and I need some actual work.
Boss: Be careful what you are asking for

Uber Driver: What do you do, Sir?
Me: I'm an Engineer. What about you?
Uber Driver: I'm a Uber Driver.
Me: :/

For Your Information

Last Minute Late Hour change 'request' from client.

If you want to go fast, work alone.
If you want to go far, work in team.

Fuck the team, I'm going fast.

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The real difference between const and let:

const {🧑🏻👩🏻 } = ❤️;
let {🧑🏻👩🏻 } = 💔;

!== Stop

Me: I think my life is finally on track.

Life: REROUTING

$ rm -rf 2018
$ mkdir 2019

Boss: Hey funny guy, It's your First Work anniversary. Congratulations and now share your thought on completing a year with us.

Me: Thanks Lady, All I wanted to say is Life was good and then I joined this project.

Boss: Told you, Funny guy. Now get back to work and I want those fixes by EOD.

Me: 😑

Difference between machine learning and AI:

If it is written in Python, it's probably machine learning

If it is written in PowerPoint, it's probably AI

*found something unusual on devRant. Should I rant about it?

My brain:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't... [read more]

*offering sweets to a fellow at work

Colleague: Oh I'm a diabetic but What you've got here aaaaaa.....

My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me: Oh come-on already One small piece won't kill you

Rude Compiler :/

Tip: Don't reinvent the wheel.

Use APIs

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Team ICELAND 🇮🇸

Seriously?

Am I the only one who got the reference??

Unfree-lance

Knowledge Transfer

"No you can't ask a question"

git push --all

I laughed so hard 😂😂

Software development isn't just about code
Software development isn't just about code
Software development isn't just about code
Software development isn't just about code
Software development isn't just about code
Software development isn't just about code
Software development