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Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit, but I farted
They can try to silence my pen
But the toilet poet strikes again
RAZERZ29202yI got a whole fucking document just for this hold on
RAZERZ29202yHere I sit and hesitate, shall I shit or masturbate.
Here I sit, broken hearted, came to shit but only farted, later on, took my chance, came to fart, but shat my pants.
I sit again, in these cold halls, the toilet water just touched my balls.
Till I find a girl that I can date, I will just watch porn and mastrubate.
I joined college to get a degree and graduate, but all I do now is eat and hibernate.
I love this XD
Yo yo yo toilet rapper in the house
Here I sit and contemplate my existence.
As shit flows out of me with little resistance.
I'll be like bye bye see ya,
As I run to the loo
Tryin to hold my poo
Subliminal ass fuck,
I dump this shit like a garbage truck.
Fireworks like the fourth of July.
I can barely stay alive
Fuck the free world.
*Drops mic runs to the loo*