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So this fucking neighbour of mine just asked me how can I be an engineer if I don't have a printer :/ and then he asked me to create a ticketing system (he is a travel agent) for free because it's just a software.

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  • 4
    People think just because I am sitting in front of a laptop all day, it's easy what I do.
  • 3
    Tell him to give you some tickets, because they were free.
  • 2
    Tell him to plan a hike to a lake where he can jump
  • 2
    I've two printers, well, three if you count the typewriter..

    Only one printer doesn't work, but you never know when the parts will come in handy..
  • 0
    @1989 perfect. Yes ask for that.
  • 0
    @L8NightScience

    FX [ Smiles. ]
  • 1
    @L8NightScience Dealing with them is pretty simple actually, as long as you don't mind pointing out what stupid assholes they are.
  • 2
    Send him a trojan
  • 4
    This is where the good old flaming bag of dog shit prank would come in handy.
  • 2
    I'd punch your neighbour in the face, but I'll try and I'd advice you to resist the urge.
  • 1
    @jAsE but cows don't have cocks 🤔🤔
  • 1
    @jAsE cows are the female, bulls are the male 🤣
  • 0
    @jAsE LMAO
  • 0
    Reminds me of:

    https://youtube.com/watch/...
    > Simpsons Magical Animal
  • 1
    Bah... Take advantage of it.... Yes good neighbour... It will be 50$ per hour, 10 hours payed in advance...
    But... But.. What?
    No buts... Do you work for free?
  • 1
    Btw 50 euros is the price I ask anytime anyone asks a favor like that... No one yet said OK, I'll pay
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