It works. My code fucking works. It shouldn't. I got tons of errors, I changed to some obscure shit, expecting it to fail, but it fucking works. I should be happy, but I'm mad for not understanding how.

You'll understand soon enough xD

And then you realize that there’s one case that breaks it all

@Aitkotw @-vim- I finally understood it, I was using libraries that were supposed to call on some other libraries I actually needed. All i did was bypassing the first libraries to directly call the ones which interested me and *boom*, it worked. Fun fact, the libraries bypassed are related to Drupal. Fucking joke.