What if all of a sudden stack overflow went down!!! Just plain old "404 Not found" error on the website and nothing else. Just imagine the chaos it'll cause to this community.

1 - Please hack his/her facebook account for me.

2 - (at home) I used to block wifi access by mac filtering and if there's legit server down and wifi isn't working, everyone blames me.

(I am freelancer and mostly work from home)

3 - almost all of my relatives think I don't work.

4 - I am first choice for everyone's phone, PC and hardware repair.

This one is classic

GET A REAL JOB, you need to go out in the field for work.

-> Not completing database structure and realizing it in the middle of project execution.

-> not using version control

-> no documentation/comments

......List goes on

Today I'm really happy!! Solved a problem I was stuck with for past two days and I had almost believed there's no way I'll be able to solve it any time soon.

This is from my personal experience. I've been working on an Android app, I'm a web developer tho. I don't have much experience in java but just watching a decent YouTube tutorial and getting the source code to play with, helped me more than I had hoped for.

Yo, is mysqli also Deprecated in PHP 7?

I was told life would be easy once you're grown up. I signed up for trial not the whole package, I want to go back!!

My laptop's enter key stopped working today and while testing what the problem is, accidentally typed "vi" in terminal. FML!!!

If this was really a thing I would've spent half of my day reading T&Cs...xD

I just heard about "Julia Programming language" where they're kinda combining speed of C and usability of Python into one language. Just wanted to ask how big is it? Does anyone has anything to share on this topic?

How the fuck can you go beyond unlimited plan nonetheless going above it!!

This website is tricking people into allowing notification.

It's part of me, there's nothing special for me known as Dev days. Everyday is Dev day, for me Dev day basically means my life. If you ask for normal day, where I don't have to do something techy, well, then it's a different story.

If there was an anime Based on developers.

==Start===

Dev : here comes my favorite browser.
Mouse : No, not until I'm here.
Hand : whattttt? What's happening??
Mind : oh NO!! I why's Internet Explorer is loading?!?

Faster Mind : it's mouse, he's behind all this. Only he's powerful enough to pull off something like this.

Time : Developer-san SAVE me!!
IE : it's too late now, if you do anything it will just slow everything down!!! Hahahah

Dev : No it won't, don't ever underestimate a true developer. It's not over yet!!
*Some keyboard key combination

Time : *screams* developerrr-saaaan!!
Hand : wait, I know it, it's happening. We can still save Time-chan.

IE : WHAT!! No, it can't be!!

Dev : here comes Ctrl+Alt+Del. Be gone....

IE : Nooooooooooooo, this isn't happening, Aaaaaa *dead*

Hand : we did it!!!

There's a thing called "Dark Theme" and it's available on almost every IDE that I use.

That first HTML page that I wrote and saw changes in the browser accordingly.

It really annoys me when someone opens an app in Android phones and then leave it open in the background.

If I combine all my unfinished project, it would be my first personal finished product.

when you're not devRant supporter and 5 minutes has passed and you notice a typo!!

I am good at naming but when it comes to explaining what I do, it really fucks my mind. I mean like, I'm 100% sure you won't understand even though if I explain you everything.

I think devRant becomes Instagram when someone posts ++'d shower screenshot.

I mean like you get demotivated when you see a post of your friends traveling and doing fun stuff on Instagram. That's what ++ shower makes some people feel.

It's just a hunch I'm not saying on behalf of anyone, it's just my personal opinion though.

Hey, it seems it is that time of the year again!! You know, that ++ showering season!!

In this era, information is much more precious than money itself.

I'm not saying that information wasn't as important back in the days. It's just, at present gathering information is much easier than it ever was!! Especially on people who spend more time on mobiles phones and computers.

Formally stated, Newton's third law is: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. As we're consuming information continuously, going through so many webpages, laughing at menes that are relatable and using apps that we need to perform day to day task. We're also providing information that we don't realize doing. This adds up to determining out individual personality.

One can never be too careful to prevent all these, but we can still minimize the damage.

At my previous job when I was new, I asked my boss to let me use headphones while working, It'll increase my attention and productivity to work but he denied right away.

That moment when first I started deleting/blocking spam emails and actually began reading the important ones, was the moment I realized I'm growing up!!

In programming what is the difference between an expert programmer and a noob??

- they both Google when they're stuck but expert knows what he's searching for and noob learns about what he's searching for!!

People say programmers are no fun!! But they don't know the truth.

We have big Ass container of emotions almost ready to explode anytime. We are spending too much time in debugging stuff one after another that having a free time is just a hoax to us, even when we came back home for sleep, it's only to dream about solution. We would be happy with debugging the error that is not letting us sleep for weeks.

Dark theme for a day, keeps glasses 👓 away!!

!Random

I know this girl, she's cool and likes most of the stuff I like. And boy is she intelligent!!

So, the situation is like we're not talking for a while ( I kinda messed stuff up ). Should I make an apology and patch things up. I really enjoy her company. It's just confusing as hell and I don't have any other place where I can say this.

What should I do??

Just wrote a rant/story about my school day, seriously spend 10 - 15 min writing it and I was just about to post it, but boom - "Unfortunately devRant has stopped"

Sometimes with good custom ROM comes unstable updates.

P.S. if you think devRant would have saved my rant, don't worry I thought that too but when I checked it, it was empty just like my devRant notifs!!