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@three333 oh no. I might literally jump when you say JMP.
Sometime in my career later, I was asked to describe a table, I didn't fall for it ;) Otherwise would've responded "It's a really big table with a lot of data"
Lesson: whenever you talk to a dev, you should evaluate his/her statement it if it's a command or not.
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When I was an intern, I wrote a very heavy MySQL query with multiple joins. Quite frustrated, I asked for some help from one of my seniors.
He came by on my desk and told me, "Explain your query!".
I was completely blank-faced O_O.
After a few moments, the senior grabbed this hopeless bastard's keyboard and typed "EXPLAIN" in the beginning of the query; and then ran it.
I thought he was being hard to me.
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good ol times
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