Screw you, NuGet.

Is there a story, or just unfiltered hate?

@Demolishun It just needs a "clear cache" button that actually works. Caching is a cruel mistress.

Not with that attitude! 😎

Does this contain a narrative, or is it purely negative?

I'm fully behind this message. As a previous casualty of NuGet I still sometimes lay awake at night wondering where billions upon billions of clock cycles went, performing ostensibly trivial dependency analysis operations that Gradle shrugs off in milliseconds.