im on a backlog meeting and i need to shit so badly. ironically the meeting is "back-log" too and i need to shit a log from my back lol. i am full of shit!

You're the 2nd shittiest person that i know. Do you know why 2nd? Because you're a loser :) Only winners become #1.

@retoor so you're saying he's number two?

@tosensei wow, fuck, didn't even notice. Nice one

@retoor ur just jealous of me

@retoor btw i just fked a new girl and she's madly obsessed n in love w me and literally said she feels like she won the lotto and views me like a God. i fked her so good she said she feels like she just lost her virginity. imma crown her as my new brunette gf and ignore my cheating whore blonde ex gf who im losing feelings extremely exponentially idgaf about thr crying blonde ex whore suffering in life cz when I was suffering she was cheating proudly on me. now tables have turned God punishes her

@retoor bodycount 13 lessgo i wish it was 20+ but now this girl treats me so good i feel bad to cheat on her. shes the type of girl that brings me peace and peace is all i wanted from a female which seems to be the hardest shit to receive

@b2plane well, wish you all the luck. But keep in mind https://youtu.be/k1NxreLH6hA/...

There is mountain slides jealous of your ability to move earth.

@b2plane nobody is jealous of a little shit like you that's somehow at the same time a huge shit, AND full of shit, and spouting shit about his shit.

i guess you're just the antropomorphic personification of shit itself.

@b2plane also: you SERIOUSLY need some therapy.

correction.

a lot of therapy. and medication.

probably a nice, new padded place to live wouldn't hurt, either.

@tosensei what would the medication do exactly?

@retoor ask the psychiatrists.

but for b2plane, the first i'd recommend would be a huge lot of laxatives.

@tosensei no, they don't like me while partly responsible for their nice way of living :P