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jaggy
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Companies that measure productivity with lines of code written.

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  • 9
    Just add a blank line after each line of code to double your productivity ;-)
  • 4
    @code-god been there done that (for my essay)
  • 6
    Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.

    Bill Gates
  • 5
    Programming progress is more accurately measured by lines of code deleted.
  • 0
    I've always wondered why as hardware gets smaller the software gets bigger. It's not the size that matters but the user experience.
  • 0
    Commercial programming is like a game of golf, the aim is to do the same job as everyone else, but in less strokes
  • 2
    *cracks knuckles*

    time to write a shit ton of documentation
  • 0
    well for every line of code I should write a comment in multiple languages each on its own line. that way you can understand it no matter what language you speak
  • 0
    add useless functions that do nothing.
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