React native or Vue native or Flutter for my quarantine project?

15 years back when I was in my highschool I was taught HTML. I created a 3x3 table of images with border without using any CSS while other kids were looking around confused what to do. Opened the same in IE and felt I was a professional web developer. Simpler times!

Why are all the feminists silent who support equality between genders regarding the Jeff Bezos case? They should suggest her to be independent and not take her husbands assets right? 🤔🤔

Went to an interview for the position ‘PHP Web Developer’. Interviewer scans through my CV for 2mins and then starts the interview.
Interviewer: Do you know Java?
Me: I know Java but I don’t have any professional experience
Interviewer: Do you know Hadoop?
Me: No. I’ve never worked on it
Interviewer: Our company works on Hadoop hence you should be able to work on that after joining.
Me: I thought this is a PHP web dev position.
Interviewer: Of course. But you will have work on various other things too!
Me: I don’t think I want to become jack of all trades. Thanks for the opportunity!
I got up and left the interview...

Joker: If you are good at something don’t do it for free
Me: (thinking) How much shall I charge to introduce bugs into someone’s code? 🤣

Notepad++

No reason. Just don’t like it anymore!

These days programming has boiled down to how optimally can you find solution to your problem using search tools!

When a junior developer forks new feature branch from his old feature branch and not from develop branch causing merge conflicts later!

Merge conflicts in git I guess 😄

Dumbest feature request was to hide log out button so that people do not leave the website 😂

Learning react native from Udemy is fun for a web developer :-)

When server is fed up of serving captcha 😆

Manual EC2 instances + Elastic load balancer or Elastic beanstalk for a PHP 7 application? I might have some cron jobs to be run too...

@dfox Quick feature request. Checking for duplicate comment or rant and hiding them. On erratic connections impatient coders like me press submit button multiple times making duplicate posts!

Need recommendation on which server side language/framework to use along with my new react native app.

Thanks

If A.I steals all dev jobs then I will become physicist and build time machine like in terminator movie ;-)

Any ideas on handling large file uploads using PHP efficiently?

Anyone else having trouble with apt-get install in EC2 instance of region US-East-1? Seems it's too slow currently!

What to do with a web development intern who doesn't understand the concept of git even after 3 weeks of joining?
PS: Can't fire her

Drink redbull

Risk free :-D

Self hosted Gitlab server :-)

Found out that the company I'm currently working, gave me only 6 mandatory holidays for this calendar year. When I asked my boss why is it too low, he got so furious as if I asked him to donate his kidney!

!rant
Any links to start learning game server programming using C++? I know network programming using C# currently and built a game server emulator also. I want to start C++ network programming for windows now...

I was given a work to refactor one of my colleagues code and found that there was a variable named 'anal'. I was quite surprised seeing it as the colleague was a soft spoken and well behaved guy in office. After scratching my head for 15mins I came to know that he was storing analytics data in that variable. Hence the name! :-D

Having fun looking at android developer struggling to replicate 'str_split()' function from PHP in Java :-D

Sleep on the problem. Then you get the solution as you wake up!

Client: We need video chatting facility in our website
Me: Ok. But it will take more time and effort. It will cost you more too!
Client: Don't build from scratch. We use Skype in our company. Just embed in our website too!
Me: **facepalm**

TGIF :-)

Who is excited to watch Snowden movie with Joseph Gordon Levitt as Snowden?