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kiki
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Behold, dev-related two sentence horror.

“I died, and all I can see and feel is this terminal.”
“'ls' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file."

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  • 4
    (the joke is that the terminal is windows, and you'll have to experience windows for the next eternity)
  • 2
    Eternity? No problem. I just build my own terminal from powershell scripts
  • 3
    So windows has ls command in powershell.
  • 6
    My first reaction was: probably just a wrong chroot.
  • 1
    @TrayKnots @Demolishun you didn’t end up in powershell. You did end up in a regular old windows terminal
  • 0
    @kiki oh, does it matter. If it is Turing complete, I just use it to write the Bourne Again Again shell. I have enough time on my hands after all. Or would it be the burn again again shell?
  • 1
    @TrayKnots everything in the afterlife is written for windows and compiled for intel itanium.
  • 1
    try `dir`, and hope that `Get-ChildItem` doesn't work.
  • 0
    @kiki You don't scare me. I have an infinity. I need something to keep me busy. I will create the best OS on top of that system that ever existed.

    I am more worried about the rest of time after having spent approximately x% with lim x -> 0 of infinity on this project.
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