I've never encountered a programmer with a broken phone screen

Well yeah, they don't go out enough, and the really good ones barely leave the desk ;P

@BordedDev exactly

I cracked mine the other day

I was doing laundry

my mistake. programmers are all probably stinky, judging by Kiki's advice that I "should shower" I'm guessing that's the norm

@jestdotty I also can't go long without showering, hate feeling sweaty or having greasy hair

@BordedDev yeah that's basically it

if I shower too often I get greasy hair. that annoys me the most

if I don't shower often enough I get oily skin. then I feel like my skin can't breathe and I wanna AAAAA

so the perfect showering routine is between those two!

My phone screen is literally falling apart lol

you clearly haven't met my brother...