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Abouthow do I commit?! I would like to make things that don't rot over time pls
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Skillsrust, javascript, (formerly) java spaces < tabs regex regex regex
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I love AI telling me to do things then telling me the way I did things is wrong because I'm the one who misunderstood how things work
and on it goes for like 4 hours when something technically should've taken 5 minutes to change, I just don't have domain knowledge in this language or ecosystem so I figured I'd save time by using AI like a naive user and I keep being babied by this thing accusing me of making the mistakes it's making like I'm the incompetent one
makes up methods existing, "THIS IS A COMMON MISCONCEPTION SO I KNOW WHY YOU DID IT". I didn't do it. you did. double check your fucking work. it's just giving me event names that don't exist. turns out the whole event system doesn't even function like it kept making up how it should function. that was about an hour down the drain because I told it to find all the events that do a specific thing and list them to me... then manually put them into the code (because it couldn't make me a list properly) only to find out those events never trigger in this version of the software (once I found the print command and actually checked). yet that was the solution it had offered to me earlier. that events existed. that you can listen to them. then it ofc made UP what the events were. so i asked it to double check if those events actually exist. sure, they exist. but turns out they never fire in this event handler in this version of the software. so an hour down the drain because this thing fails being a meta search engine now even. it gets shittier and shittier
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2 hours later:
... annnd turns out the solution / issue is AI literally just doesn't know how to work with lua. which isn't even a complicated language but I didn't want to have to learn the syntax myself out of laziness. it couldn't figure out variable scopes to make a basic bitch timer (despite insisting the only way to solve a bug (what's definitely a bug to me but it thinks is a feature...) was by making a timer). fucking really?
... and now that I had to get so involved in fixing this plugin I'm tempted to rewrite it and it be less retarded. but this is such a side quest. don't do it. you can. NOT DO IT. YOU CAN DO IT, BY NOT DOING IT. DONT DO IT
like why the hell isn't it saving your preferences... ew? that's not even hard to add, other than the data model the guy wrote for this tool won't fit it because he WROTE IT WRONG
WHEN PEOPLE WRITE THINGS WRONG I GET SO TRIGGERED. IT'S LIKE INTERNET ARGUMENTS
... I once dated a guy I didn't even like because he and the girl I was friends with did their relationship wrong. both were friends of mine and I had to listen to both of their private complaints about the other, kept offering them advice they wouldn't take... I KNEW BOTH SIDES OF THE STORY. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED. THEY WOULDNT TALK TO EACH OTHER EITHER. SUCH A DISASTER OF FUNCTIONALITY. that was the cringest thing I ever did. I just had to "fix" it T_T3 -
can't google any kind of art for examples of it to do your own art cuz all the results are AI slop images... goddamnit
kicker is I wouldn't have even noticed this art is AI generated had I ran into it in any other context. I would've just assumed whoever did the art was lame. but when it's literally the only result in the search now I understand... everything will careen to AI generated slop over time
... and there's been a number of games that have "art" like this in them now, which are semi-popular. I did think the art was lame. The games themselves were also shallow and predatory / manipulative. I guess at least bad devs advertise themselves well with this? and here I was just thinking the industry was strangely careening to soulless art naturally! maybe that was just "the demo" art. no pretty sure this is it...3 -
now that's something
https://youtube.com/watch/...
can we move away from oil already. apparently it's biodegradable and no microplastics in your brain
also have you ever seen hemp clothes? I've seen them in hippy shops and the quality is so high. polyester is the bane of my existence. thin, easily falls apart, static electricity messing with my hair all the time. they also absorb scents and even if you wash you won't get those scents out totally, and it seems maybe it's the breakdown of the fabric or something it starts picking up scents easier the older the item of clothing is. just fuck polyester
they make winter jackets primarily of polyester here in Canada and it drives me absolutely nuts. so much static electricity and polyester isn't even warm. AND you overheat wearing it. you find something wool though and you easily maintain temperature in the cold and easily disperse it when you go indoors. with poylester you go indoors and now you're sweating... and then you go outside and you can get a cold because you're drenched in water now lol. just so subpar1 -
I hate when I go book shopping (aka I ask AI about books on a specific topic or question I have)
I go through like 200 suggestions, sparknotes for each one
I end up down tunnels of OTHER adjacent questions I may have, evidently, now...
and I get like 20 books for various reasons which sometimes don't even have to do with my original question
and I'll read like 4 before I burn out my curiosity lol
forgetting the reason why each of those books had appealed to me...
I mean upside I guess AI is getting better at book suggestions and summaries. it seems to manage to give me less generic things since I keep asking for that
now when am I going to find the time to read all these
I am a paradigm shift addict6 -
this is the first year doing taxes is uneventful... I am so freaked out by it
so I don't have to try to get access to my account on a website that randomly can't take in valid information for hours a day for 2-4 weeks?
the login just WORKED?! I didn't need to send a picture of my passport and the AI telling me I don't look like myself on suspicious as hell websites until I'm locked out?
it even PULLED PREVIOUS YEARS of information?
I have literally never had previous years pull ever succeed
here I was setting aside at least a full day at best but it's taken me under an hour
I have never heard of this and I am scared
government is too powerful if it suddenly figured out how to fix its technical issues. surveillance state now. omens of darker things to come. THE END IS NIGH3 -
excuse me why are we fighting in the middle east
originally combustion engines used distilled alcohol farmers made in their backyards... which you can make from anything that has a sugar in it
it was more efficient than gasoline
but gasoline "had won" because they undercut the price of alcohol, gasoline lobbying the government to put a tax on alcohol and the whole prohibition thing
why are we even doing green scam. alcohol making has absolutely nothing environmentally harmful on it lol. those windmills and solar panels rot and leech chemicals into the environment, and those lithium batteries are a crazy explosion and toxic cloud hazard
humans, why.
now everyone is bitching about gasoline prices and itching to uselessly go to a war instead of Canada bothering to drill up oil under our territory that could power the world's energy consumption for the next 200 years and that's just the deposits we know about and assume are finite...
I hate humans
the green scam people say ohnooo so much food is wasted at the grocery store, we must use AI to improve the logistics and never make more than the necessary food because waste is so ungreen. ok you could make it into alcohol which is a more efficient gasoline. and no need to lug an extra ton of battery weight underneath every vehicle that now has an explosion radius of 30 meters lmao
it's like we wanna die6 -
another project I can't start and instead procrastinate, wah wah wah
... actually that didn't happen with programming projects. programming is pretty fun. like solving sudokus all the time. how am I supposed to stay motivated if I'm not frustrated?!18 -
it's harder to tell between AI and people now... because people are just speaking like AI now wtf
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I think people are losing their damned mind. Weird fucking cadence. Short sentences. Why can't it be all one thought? So here's the thing that makes me want to scream. This isn't an AI problem, this is a people problem.15 -
idk why people always suggest for you to break down tasks into smaller tasks
I find I dread starting the thing and then I'll stop what I'm doing to check the task list and then it just makes that dread feeling show up again and laziness because I crossed things off. also what's written in a list isn't EXACTLY the best way to be doing something so then I start rewriting the list to be more accurate and that gets me all miffed
ooor I could just start doing the thing and just do whatever is in front of me without any micromanaging and before I know it I'm done and I don't end up procrastinating 5 times over 7 days and instead just doing everything in one evening... because it's just "do the thing that's out of place in front of you" and it's really smooth like that
dumbest advice7 -
now YouTube is giving me one of those disclaimer notes under a computerphile video saying "dead Internet theory" is a conspiracy theory...
what. how does that even make sense. so I guess we have to pretend there are no bots on the internet or something now12 -
I thought 90s internet would be forever then the iphone came and the internet got corporate shillings
now the surveillance state is coming... verify ID this, save the kids (as if they care about kids)
can we go back to the 90s internet. our own blackjack, and hookers! no verify, no paypal/internet money. only grassroots memes and wholesome trolling8 -
... you know the thing that kicks me most about the epstein emails
they talk way more to the point, more honestly even in their day-to-day plannings (ei being allowed to bitch that someone changes their mind a lot without getting fired), than all the corpo-speak emails and co-workers I had. that's so depressing
even pedos get better rights to expression than programmers5 -
instead of resolutions russians are like "how you meet the new year is how you'll spend it"
so you're effectively tricked into putting your resolutions into effect but also to enjoy yourself 😏1 -
i think i'm realizing I liked the act of programming but had no passion for software... or taking over the world like all those techbros
weirdly enough reading autobiography of benjamin franklin is making me connect weird things. Got any favourite old-timey books you found to be enlightening?4
