*not a rant*
I'm building a dashboard/control panel that checks on the status of a couple of dbs/apis/websites and need a cool name for it. Let's see how creative devrant can be?

The nightmanager

The brokenshitreporter mk II

Statesticles

You need something that will immediately come into user's mind when he sees it... e.g. at 3am because some idiot broke something, again.

Fabulous Ultimate Control Key a.k.a. Fuck.

The nightsWatch

These are amazing, thanks guys. (it's not only a dashboard btw, also some crud for said apis)

Haha, broken shit Controller Mk II, just wtf xDD like it :)

is it fucked? v1.0

is my {type} fucked

"Ground Control"

Is it possible to name the most important api as "Major Tom"?

@fredrf that's an awesome idea, I'll probably end up doing that

@fredrf maybe I'll name status scripts Major Tom so they can call ground control. Thanks man

@TheFlx glad I can be of service.
Let me know if you need anything else!

I would say that from a marketing point of view, it is better to call it as it is, so that it is clear what this dashboard is for. For example, these guys called them https://akveo.com/templates/.... But if you want to be creative, then look at Elon Musk, and how she named her son 🙂