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8y

not a rant

why when I meet someone for the first time and tell him I am a developer his first question is, how can I fix my slow internet connection???

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  • 4
    8y
    I just say that I work with computers. And if I get a question for help, I just say, not those kind of computers. Then people leave me alone.
  • 5
    8y
    "I only do work on an operating system called um... "

    *look for first thing you see*

    "fire hydrant... yup. Nothing else sorry."
  • 1
    8y
    tell him that he needs to mamba while keeping his keyboard on his head and chanting "lord is great, internet pls"
  • 0
    8y
    "It's probably a clogged port. Have you tried cleaning out the Ethernet jack? Just spray with vinegar and wipe with a Q-Tip dipped in banking soda."

    Later "I dunno. I'm just a programmer"
  • 1
    8y
    No idea, it's a hardware problem.
  • 0
    8y
    every time everybody wants me to fix his slow Windows XP / 7 shit
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