Eerily familiar.

Void ReleaseDopamine ()
{
ShowDoggyPicture("quot.png");
RandomJoke();
}

So there's this girl I have a crush on...

Story of an IT guy 🔫

Just Triggering your nostalgia

Just did 70% of the job for a software project in college, only to get the least grade of the group because others were more vocal during the presentation.

The thing that irritates me is that not only did they assume that they can take part credit for my work, they cared more about 5%of a semester grade than their own self respect.

No hard feelings though, because even though I got lesser marks(about 2-3 marks lesser), I gained the most knowledge in the group, which is what matters

Well, it has been 4 months since I sent the mail for the stickers and the ball, and still haven't gotten them.

They probably got lost mid way 😔

And the only thing i can wonder is that there is a delivery guy somewhere, letting loose all of his anger on the ball which was meant for me... 🙈
Keeps me awake at nights😑🙊

Never disturb a programmer in heat !

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[RIP to all the lives lost in Uri and NYC.
this planet has no place for terrorism.]

horrible terrorist attack in Uri, Kashmir.
may the jawans rest in peace 🙏
enough is enough.
time for change ✊

I don't know how anyone could write complex programs with C (though they apparently used to and still many do)

someone tell a programmer at Steam to up the vertex buffer size 😹

Now I know why back-end developers are so angry all the time!

What are your thoughts on Bootstrap?

I am 21 and I just found out that I have rheumatoid arthritis in my fingers

I think a little part, no ,a huge chunk inside of me just died.

Why the fuck does life keep piling shit...
what's the fucking point....

What is your favorite Linux distro and why?

Pokémon GO can't touch this.

B-dawgs mad skills yo, gets all the biches 😎

Every time someone gets the "blue screen of death"

when you wear a pink sweater while dj'ing but don't give afuck because you're a multibillionaire ...

HP sucks because:
shitty hinges,
shitty build quality,
shitty USB ports,
shitty customer service,
shitty website

This dude has to be my best ever coworker !
Not only does he never disturb me, he also gives me amazing feedback during debugging 🐥

In the relatively-near future , we will laugh out loud when we think back of the times when every person had a big box of CPU (or even chunky laptops) ,because the movement towards cloud based systems and further development of AI will make the CPU'S an absurd entity.

every device we would have would just be a window (😂) to access the central system.

The set of...

Works every time.

I have a lot of space left on my hard drive. How do I convert it to RAM ?

A Victorian/steam punk themed laptop , runs Ubuntu.

BTW, what are your thoughts on Ubuntu?

It's my birthday today, but tbh ,I feel like a loser after not having accomplished much till this age (21).

I mean , Zuckerberg founded Facebook at 19 😞 and here I am, 2 years older than what he was and still seem to be going nowhere 😕

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So the subordinate of the guy I'm working under told me that I was asking too many questions

For a mobile developer, Java is like women : can't live with it, can't live without it 😆😢