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@lorentz the intern turned into a giant beetle and we ate him for lunch. Tasted like a mix between crab and lobster.
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donkulator372116hI would hesitate to hire someone who keeps saying "be like", in the absence of a compelling reason to overlook it.
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Joyston487h@donkulator didn’t know ‘saying be like’ was part of the hiring criteria.
Bro, if companies hired based on slang usage, half of LinkedIn would be ‘seeking opportunities’ forever.
Placement Drives Be Like:
Company: "Congratulations! You’re hired!"
Me: "Thank you! When’s the joining date?"
Company: "Don’t worry, we’ll get back to you…"
4 months later: “Still processing.”
8 months later: “In the final stage.”
1 year later: “New HR, who dis?”
Me: "Bro, I didn’t get a job… I got a pending task!"
joke/meme