Dear HR,

You're so incompetent, had I followed your instructions I'd have broken the law and endangered my life.

Get fucked.

A.

sounds exciting!

I need to create an agreement in writing to present to places that want to force me to do something. Coercion is force btw. The agreement would hold them responsible for any: legal, medical, and reputation problems I may have as a result. The goal is to scare them from signing and leave you the fuck alone.

@Demolishun that's called an employment contract...

@atheist That sounds like easy money. Still sucks when it happens

I won't sign an employment contract that includes medical rape.

@Demolishun "But it's good for you"

hr only exists to impede you from suing the company, nothing they do is for the worker's benefit