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BigBoo
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Me and co-worker, working with firebase.

Co-worker: Hey man, I need the private key for the server.

Me: Why?

Co-worker: I need to put it in the client so that I can authenticate.

Me: No.

Co-worker: But this guide tells me ...

Me: No

Co-worker: ... that I need it to create tokens so I can log in.

Me: ... No.

Co-worker: But the guide..

Me: If the guide would ask you to kill yourself, would you?

Co-worker: No but..

*I walk over*

Me: This isn't even related to what we are doing. You can see it in the title.

Me: Did you read the title of this post?

Co-worker: No.

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  • 29
    What part of private key is confusing to your coworker?
  • 12
    @QueenMorgana "private"

    Then again, this is privacy on todays internet. But normally it goes the other way around, the company knows everything about the client.
  • 2
    Your username seems to suit better on your co-worker
  • 0
    Well the first time we did firebase my friends were doing the same because they read on a blog that the firebase config is not supposed to be private rather than you have to make strict rules.
    And I proved 'em wrong
  • 1
    @vidu You're talking about the real time database right?

    To clarify, we were working with Auth. But yeah, the point still stands.
  • 1
    Me VS my whole class. 🤗
  • 0
    Sounds like a waste of a teachable moment.
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