QA: It's not working.
Me: Are you getting 503 errors?
QA: No, just the one.

😂 lol

ah my favourite... I used to get reports like:

Report: "Urgent!!!!!!Login fail" (no screenshot, no further explanation)

the support team didn't learn until I took their lead to my desk, showed him how I can't do anything without the context and said from now on I will be closing all tickets like this as "won't fix".

Worked like a charm!

@floydian

@Floydian cmon, we both know that's not true :) my bf was in support for a long time, so was one of my best friends, and i was in QA. You're in QA too, too many smart people in it already to ever call them dumb collectively :)

Hahaha this is goddamn relatable 😆

😅