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				All I had to eat this morning was a pop tart...dang...I can't stop looking at that massive, delicious looking meal.
 
 Hope you punched that bird in the face and got your (bacon wrapped?) hot-dog back.
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				@DevForTheMoney Also, thanks for that. Seagulls will now be called gullbros from here on out 😂😂😂
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				It took me like 15 seconds to be aware of that bird. I’m not sure if OP is aware of it.
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				Now that is some serious meat to potato ratio. Also the seagull seems to have a good taste.
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				 wannabee2027y@intromatt whenever I visited Bulgaria I'd always have some cold Kamenitsa (mandatory treat for myself). How does it rank as a beer in there? I love it, personally wannabee2027y@intromatt whenever I visited Bulgaria I'd always have some cold Kamenitsa (mandatory treat for myself). How does it rank as a beer in there? I love it, personally
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				It's the very first thing I said. "wow this fuckin' flying this so pretty". @Electrux
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				I fed a seagull once.
 
 It has been following me ever since.
 
 I'm not kidding... whenever I bike through the city it will keep flying with me, sometimes it dives to peck at my backpack, it even bit my hands a few times.
 
 I can not eat outdoors anymore, it will try to steal my food.
 
 I've threatened, yelled that I would grill and eat it, but that prospect doesn't seem to frighten a seagull.
 
 I named it.
 
 Dick. Because seagulls are dicks.
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				@bittersweet You know what's worse than Gullbros?
 
 People like them.
 
 You give em a but of attention they want then they won't leave you the fuck alone.














My $1 Unix stickers took 4 days to arrive at my complex in my Bulgarian village. Wonderful Monday to you all, you fucks!
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