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WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU BROWSIBG THRU CLOTHES FOR THE 3RD FUCKING HOUR FOR JUST PICK ONE AND GO FOR FUCKS SAKE

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  • 7
    'Can you take me shopping' my ass fuck you this is the absolute last fucking time use your own damn car
  • 9
    !dev eat shit
  • 1
    he mad

    xp
  • 2
    Your girlfriend?
  • 1
    Tell her upfront how much time you can waste.

    Or him.
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    @AleCx04 Not sure, if ironic or not. Not that it makes any difference, but I originally made jokes with him that he's my little teddy bear or something to 'annoy him' in a friendly way, because before I got to 'know' him better I thought I had taken up a slightly homophobic vibe. So both, gay or not, could very well be true and I would have interpreted one statement wrong, his one or yours.

    Ah, who cares, I'm gonna continue my filthy insinuations, haha!
  • 5
    For the record: I don't care whether @sharktits likes men, women, weasels with one leg, Japanese submarines, hugging trees, all of the above, some of them or none at all. I like him and his or anybody's sexuality doesn't matter to me. I just wonder how I could miss the irony, if I did.
  • 3
    @AlexDeLarge he is mysterious. One time I said something and he said "miss me with that gay shit"

    Then on another post he said that he is not straight.
    Maybe we keep thinking that he is a he when in reality he is a she. Maybe he gai but misleading all of us to play with our feelings

    I am with you, don't mind at all what he/she likes, sharktits is cool af and that is all that matters.

    He still gai tho @sharktits
  • 2
    @AleCx04 Yeah, that phrase was one that struck me too, haha! Ah, who cares.
  • 4
    @AleCx04 @AlexDeLarge now i COULD solve this mistery oooor i could say i like dick but no homo :^)
  • 2
    @sharktits You like dick, but no homo?
  • 0
    heee'sss datingggg an it ?
  • 4
    No by the way it was my sister and im really not sure about my sexuality, 90%sure i dont like men and 101%sure i dont like women
  • 1
    @AlexDeLarge yeah man! The way it works is like this:

    If you have a pee pee in your mouth, and you are going to town with it and you don't say anything <-- that is homo

    If you have a pee pee in your mouth, and when you have a largle guzzle gargle of jizz you say "no homo" **swallow fx** <--that is not homo, because you said no homo.
  • 2
    @sharktits might very well be asexual.
  • 3
    @AleCx04 that is 100% in line with current liberal law tbh, if you been smashin for 3 hrs but she hasnt said 'i consent', thats rape, if she says it, it aint
  • 1
    @sharktits aye, it is. I like my example better tho.
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    @AleCx04 Hahahaha! Thanks, man. I woke up my birds!
  • 1
    @sharktits That's what robots with attachments are for! 😎
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