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fjmurau
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Let's get rid of the developer training: Pair Programming

Let's get rid of the software testers: Test First Programming

Let's get rid of the project managers: Agile

Let's get rid of the project planners: Scrum

Let's get rid of the system admins: DevOps

Let's get rid of the security guys: DevOpsSec

Let's get rid of the hardware budget: Bring Your Own Device

Let's get rid of the servers: Cloud Computing

Let's get rid of the other scruffy guys: Outsourcing

Let's get rid of the office space: Home Office

Let's get rid of the whole fucking company: Takeover

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  • 32
    Let's get rid of IE: priceless
  • 0
    @oudalally sounds a bit like morning glory.. haha ^^
  • 0
    Actually makes sense
  • 13
    For everything else, there's MasterCard
  • 8
    Agile programming sucks. Mostly because you have to tell a whole group, in what you failed to do yesterday and where you are going to fail today.
  • 3
    @burningcandle I always say that you can tell who accomplished the least in standup by who talks the longest
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  • 0
    Sad, but true. It is not difficult to imagine how in the near future all employees will finally be replaced by an automated system, which does not get tired and its gears always turn themselves, metaphorically speaking. Just take a look at https://eleks.com/industries/... . This company offers software to significantly improve the work of retail.
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