I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT when people say, "Can you look into it, in your spare time ?"

Why should I spend my spare time looking at company stuff ? Just WHY ? If you want me to look at it, then FUCKING PAY ME FOR IT!!!

Yes you can, juat simply state that you don't have any spare time 😅

To which I'm told, "I find it hard to believe that you don't have time to spare when you go back home. You're not serious about it"@psukys

"I got an even better idea than giving you work without you paying me money. You give me money while I don't work for your, how does that sound?"

@psukys Haven't thought of this one. Seems perfect.

9AM - 5PM = Earning a paycheck

5PM - 12PM = Thinking of ways to spend paycheck and spending paycheck

12PM - 6AM = Sleeping

6AM - 9AM = Getting ready for work and commuting to work

Looks like I don't have any spare time boss, you might have to take this project and shove it up your ass.

By "look into" they mean that their code is full of crap and they want you to waste your 10 hrs debugging it only to find a silly typo somewhere