Comes preinstalled with a cracked windshield!

All the engine parts will be cemented

We replaced the wheels with "innovative new cylindrical rubber instruments" that are only manufactured by and compatible with us, starting at $400000 a piece.

We also removed the ability to replace any parts in the car at all. In addition it will only work with gas made by and sold by us.

Lastly, to make it even more innovative, we removed the mirrors, and extended the windshield to become the entire exterior of the car (save for the exhaust, which is places inside a notch).

Go to settings -> Clear storage -> Trunk opens and spits out everything -> Storage cleared!

@woodworks What is this exhaust device, and why would it be on a car?

Knowing Apple it would be an electric car, but after a year the cars maximum speed will drop gradually because of "battery wear"

If you want an absurd support model, take a look at Tesla.

Only Tesla fixes Tesla. Try to order parts and they ask you “why do you need that”.

Once your Tesla has been JailBroken (you used parts from another Tesla in a boneyard to fix it) Tesla markets it as no longer supportable and even tried to deny you government mandated safety recalls.

Rich fucks that think $70K is throw away money. (And guess what they think of those who make that annually...)

“Eat the Rich” - Aerosmith

(Oh, that was dark for so early in the morning!)

I had a lot of chips on my windshield and I recently replaced it.

Most often, lately, I have been repairing my windshield, which constantly suffers from stones on the road, from branches that fall on the car when I drive under the trees.