Hmm... 🤔

He's right, I only write features either

That's a bold thing to say!

I don’t consider tests as existing to test my code, I think about them as existing to protect my code against the future morons who think they’re smart but are too heavy handed and whose favourite phrase is “oh, I didn’t think about that.”

Said every manager who thinks they know how programming works

Testing is doubting

@wrongpasswd Doubting is most important skill any sane developer should have (past junior larvae stage)

The same as: "I don't need comments. My code speaks by itself."

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I don't need tests: Tests are for people who write bugs. I Ctrl+C Ctrl+V all my code. If it doesn't work, the other guy wrote bugs.

@cr4sh

If comments explain code, either the code or the comment should be deleted. If comments explain the domain in which the code operates... that's fine because reality is difficult to refactor.

The best code is the code not written

This is sarcasm, yes?

And helmet and seat belt is for people who don't drive carefully

Tests should help dictate the code architecture.

@cr4sh I have guy who's like that at work.