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Soooo... Is it time to rename the master branch to something like "main"?

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  • 9
    Reported for offending my feelings. 🤣
  • 9
    I call it my rapist branch, and all feature branches are named like victim-584-*. Sometimes there's a little merge conflict, but nothing a little chloroform and some force doesn't resolve.
  • 1
    Oh boi. But what about “termination of children actor”. :D
  • 1
    It's especially bad because, you know, "git reflog" is secretly supposed to be pronounced "re-flog", as in flogging or whipping somebody. Everyone knows slaves were whipped!

    It's clearly a dogwhistle for rascists.
  • 0
    Nope, we can’t rename this master because there is no slave
  • 1
    Renamen’t
  • 5
    As a potato I find the term "branch" offensive. Please change terminology to be more inclusive of other types of vegetation.
  • 0
    I'm not racist at all, but I'll name mine as white/black.

    Edit: I hesitate to turn this comment into a rant, to eat some popcorn while reading fools debating
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