After years of procrastination and pushing myself. I’ve finally managed to breath life into my app.

It was a journey of 3 years coding it in android launching it to my community. Then almost competing writing the iOS app. Play store taking down the android app for 64bit BS and me not finding time to support both platforms amidst my hectic day job.

Finally scrapped both the codebase and re-wrote everything in flutter.

Phewwwwwww.

Anyways, Feels good man.

Wish me luck 😅

Version 2.0.2 seems like version One now :D

Ranty McRantface has arrived! Thank you @dfox!

Waking up early for meetings sometimes

* Finishing up my English NLP for my App *

Me: Finally it’s ready. Now my app can understand everything that the users say.

* I get my first millennial user *

My App: Hello there! Would you like to ask me a question?

User: yesn’t

My App: * crashes *

When you get high on validation

Found this on reddit 😂

Is this the future we are heading to?

do {
try self.organised = 100;
} catch {
sleep(365*24*60*60);
}

iWasted

Never get high on your own supplies

Permissions in Windows

age += 1

( coz I'm used to using swift :3 )

Algo strikes again

I cannot work on my personal project this weekend.. because the fucking IT team gave me a fucking mac charger yesterday and it fuckin stopped working today.. FUCKING waste of a weekend!!!!

I guess I will be gaming for the next 48 hours.. on my windows PC..

(And please don't say Linux Rocks in the comments coz I had to work on an iOS app..)

When you're a geek and u love Memes

I will Gather all devs and rebel!! They took our jobs!!

...and you should also know MangoDB"

I laughed and disconnected the call.

What is the most demotivating thing that can happen to you at work?

Le Me @ the terminal..

$sudo ngixn
Command not found ngixn

OK..

$sudo ngnix
Command not found ngnix

Wtf..

$sudo nginx

Finally! Takes me 3 tries to actually start nginx. Am I the only one ?! ._.)

Thanks for the error message Android studio :')

* I send an APK so that my client can test*

My client: I can't install the application

Me: Did you download and install it from the email I sent you?

client: No I downloaded from the play store.

(In my mind: Why the fuck do you Download it from the play store? I fucking sent you an email to 3 of your fucking email addresses so that you can fucking test the fucking APK that I fucking fixed it for you! You fucking worthless peice of shit!)

But I reacted as: No no, you should download the apk from the email I sent. I've sent it to all your email addresses.

client: I can't find the APK In your email.

(In my mind: Wow! I just don't get it! How can you be so stupid? I'm just wondering how your company hired you as a 'director for X')

*I send him a Screenshot proving that the apk exists*

Turns out that this idiot doesn't know to use outlook for Android! He then logs in to his gmail and finds the apk.(Coz I had emailed it to his outlook and gmail accounts)

M just wondering, should I drop this guy? Or charge him 2x for this shit?

Adding to the date mayhem

I have an idea.

Especially VBA

When you try to rob a programmer

Nope, it ain't dope. IYKWIM

Go Samsung

life++;

TV hurts your eyes

I've got 4 words for new devs:

Get your basics right!