All these devs making jokes about their wives.... Well, joke's on you, I see straight through your bullshit. There's no way this many devs got married.

And some of us even managed to do it twice! Lmao

git add; git commit

90% of software engineers I meet are married or in long term relationships.

@growling the other 10% actually enjoy life 😂😂😂

Believe it or not, there are actually women who actively like the "no drama, no bullshit" stance many devs have. One of the tell-tale signs of these women is that they don't even want constant attention because they have stuff of their own to do. Makes them also more interesting as humans.

@Fast-Nop point them my way 😂😂😂

Wife... some of us even went as far as having kids.

Well I recently got engaged so I'm not quite there... Yet...