The way things are prioritized:

Emergency
Critical
ASAP
Do first
Top priority
Urgent
Urgent ASAP
Major urgent

Fuck sakes.. 😣

JavaScript will die a horrible death. That's my dream anyway.

I'm primarily a Windows user.. mostly because I'm familiar with it (started with DOS, then windows 3.1), but also because we're a Microsoft shop at work. I don't really have many complaints..

But for fuck's sake, migrating production applications from 7 to 10 is a tremendous pain in the ass.

Ok, I'll join in, why the fuck not.

Python pisses me off. Not the language itself, but setting up the environment. Xkcd nailed this one.

While(alive)
{
Work();
Eat();
If(payday)
{
GetPaid();
PayBills();
}
Drink();
CrySelfToSleep();
}
WaveToLucifer();

Don't know about y'all, but for me it's been a week of fuckin Mondays. Can't wait for this week to be over with ugh

Every time I have a scrum meeting.

Two parter.

Who here actually has a career in tech? I mean gainfully employed. Nothing against kids or students, but I figure the best rants come from the workplace.

Also, we need some more fucking OC on here. Typical feed on any given day here:

Repost
PHP is shit
Arch user self-fellatio
Windows sucks
Repost
Repost
Meme I saw on another site
Original Content
Windows sucks

!dev

Did you ever think a game would take up over 100 gigs on your hard drive? Neither did I, yet here we are.. WTF

!rant post your bookshelf GOOOOOOO!

Soooo.. facebook got breached today, 50 million accounts compromised. I'm sure that will help their stock price.. 😂

Change your passwords, ladies and gents!

I fucking hate politics. Can we just stick to dev shit on here? Please? That's the only reason I'm here.

Go fsck yourself!

Check your code in, but frankly nobody on the team cares when you check out.

!dev || rant

Random thought: how loud does a fart have to be in order for it to echo? I mean, they say a duck's quack doesn't echo, and it's basically the same sound.

Today somebody at work asked why they couldn't change a primary key.

Not joking.

Are you fucking kidding me?? There's a reason SSMS doesn't allow it.. because BAD SHIT HAPPENS if you do.

!rant

Started writing a book. A book of humor based on my observations of people, society, and technology. And I observe a lot, so there's no shortage of material.

This guy sitting next to me is coughing like he's dying.. If he gets me sick that may become a reality.

This popped up at work, so I had to.

Attention Europeans:

Your government sucks.

I think it'd be cool if we put together ctf events, so people could learn bash, PowerShell, etc., by solving puzzles. It'd be a nice collaboration, and people can learn at the same time.

!rant

New project starting... now!

Being on vacation and getting calls from the office.. The whole point of vacation is getting away from everything for a little while to recharge.

That's fine, I'm billing that time.. just wish they could figure some of this shit out on their own.

Just because you can do things in one line and throw in ternary operators everywhere, doesn't mean you should.. other people will touch your code. Make it readable instead of making it harder to maintain

Wanna get pissed off? Have a client complain about a penny difference on a report, and not specify how they want values rounded. It'll work, GUARANTEED

Facebook now wants your financial data. I fucking called it.

Tired of all these "arrays start at n" posts. So to be a complete fucking hypocrite, I'll elaborate once, and only once. Arrays start at the memory address at which they're allocated, and grow down by the size in bytes of the data type. ESP(stack pointer) is the top of the stack, and each addition moves downward(esp-4, esp-8, usw). So, top of the stack is 0(base pointer at the start of memory allocation). That's it. Case. Fucking. CLOSED.

Fucking long week at work.. but its not all bad. Facebook stock tanking makes up for it. Bahaha fuck em

Client: we need a report that <unclear requirements>
Me: alright, here's what you requested.
Client: that's not what I asked for.
Inner me: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU ASKED FOR!! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!