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Condor
6y

New feature on the Cuntbook. Want to write a post to a page? Poof, and it's gone! BILLION DOLLAR FUCKING FEATURE!!! BILLION DOLLAR FUCKING COMPANY!!!

CERTIFIED MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Oh and just to load our pages it takes 20 seconds. Because fuck you, this is Web 2.0. FUCK!!!

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  • 4
    I stopped using Facebook for it's intended purpose since highschool, the only reason I have an account these days is because employers like to browse your "social life" more than your crazy ex does.
  • 2
    @JKyll Same here.. nowadays I'm mostly using devRant for that purpose since I mostly (shit)post about technology anyway. Facebook on the other hand clearly has long gone down the shitter. Even their API is trash. Currently I only keep up with it to maintain the pages I manage there. But even that they managed to fuck up.. quite impressive, and not in a good way.
  • 1
    double ++
  • 2
    Memes, and secret fb groups.
    Only things that make fb worthwhile for me.
  • 2
    @JKyll good reason not to use FB at all and instead launch a nice open source project under one's real name so that Google finds something.
  • 2
    @Fast-Nop I've found jobs that consider candidates with social networks first ironically, as part of their HR profiling.
  • 2
    @JKyll sure, because those useless HR cunts can disguise chatting on FB as "background research". However, if the gatekeepers of a company are stupid suckers, then what kind of people will they let in, and I wouldn't want to work there anyway.
  • 0
    You should've explained for us non Facebookers what makes the post disappear, doesn't make much sense looking at the screenshot itself.
  • 2
    @JoshBent making it parse a link preview, making it transition from small amount of larger text to smaller text on longer posts (no idea why that's a feature to begin with, encourages short dribble I guess), I think even uploading a picture triggers this "feature". I had to go to the mobile website and publish my post from there.
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