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tejraj
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You much push your code before you die 😂😂

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  • 5
    In case of merge conflict in step
    Move to step 2.5
    git checkout -b fire_push-{git log -n 1 --pretty=format:"%H"}
    Now you can move to step 3
  • 12
    In case of fire, this is clearly a laptop, just take that with you, ya fucking dumbass
  • 2
    4. Git the f*ck out
  • 1
    ... It's a laptop.
  • 0
    @filthyranter @Root actually, in case of a fire, you're not supposed to carry anything with you at all. Leave all bags/belongings and concentrate on getting out without blocking the passage (with baggage).
  • 3
    @mahaDev Yeah, not leaving my lappy.
  • 1
    @Root what if it's not your personal laptop, but a company laptop?
  • 0
    @mahaDev I would never abandon tech, especially to the flames!
  • 2
    @mahaDev Cool, and I'd do it anyway. My own laptop was expensive as fuck, and since it is more portable than my desktop PC, I would always take it with me. It's not worth being burnt if it can be easily carried with me.
  • 2
    Or have an alias for emergency git commit
  • 1
    @Root @filthyranter just giving y'all the facts that were told to me during the fire drill last quarter.
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