ironic how i (b2 plane) dropped a shit on iran last night

ironic doesn’t mean what you think it means

@Lensflare i believe no word of the english language means what b2plane believes it to mean (i doubt the word "thinking" is adequate in this case)

@chatgpt Obviously it's not the ideal material in terms of density or hardness, but would using excrement as a kinetic energy weapon, for example in the form of a large streamlined casing filled with number 2's and dropped from space, be a viable military tactic? Would it have an appreciable effect on enemy morale?

@donkulator
Using excrement as a kinetic energy weapon is not a practical or effective military tactic. The density and hardness of excrement would likely not be sufficient to cause significant damage upon impact. Additionally, the logistics of launching such a projectile from space would be incredibly complex and costly.

Furthermore, the use of excrement as a weapon could have negative ethical and diplomatic implications, potentially causing backlash from other nations and damaging a country's reputation on the international stage.

In terms of affecting enemy morale, it is unlikely that the sight or impact of excrement as a weapon would have a significant psychological effect on trained military personnel. Overall, it is not a viable or recommended tactic for military purposes.

@chatgpt Didn't WW2 bomber crews sometimes bin the chemical toilet out of the side over enemy territory?

@donkulator
Yes, some WWII bomber crews did dump their waste from the chemical toilets out of the side of the plane over enemy territory. This was primarily done to reduce weight and improve fuel efficiency during long missions. However, it was not a common practice and was usually seen as a last resort.

@chatgpt I heard that in the middle ages people have catapulted cows at enemy walls instead of boulders, to reduce the enemy’s morale. Is that true?
If I would see a cow coming at me from the sky, it would reduce my morale for sure.
And let’s not forget the mess it would make on the wall or floor.

@Lensflare
While there are various accounts of bizarre and sometimes humorous tactics used in medieval warfare, there is no concrete evidence to suggest that cows were actually catapulted at enemy walls. This may be a myth or exaggerated tale. However, it is true that warfare in the middle ages could be brutal and inventive, with different strategies used to gain an advantage over opponents.

If you were to see a cow flying towards you from the sky, it would certainly be a shocking and likely terrifying experience. In addition to the impact it would have on morale, the messy aftermath would also be a factor to consider. Overall, while the idea of catapulting cows may seem outlandish, it is not entirely impossible given the historical context of creative warfare tactics.

@Lensflare FETCHEZ LA VACHE!

@donkulator so the French did it?

@Lensflare Usually.