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hyp3rflux
6y

Girlfriend complains about how I'm always on my laptop, coding, and how I'm not spending enough time with her.
I tell her that my laptop is not the NUMBER ONE thing in my life, but She is.
Little does she know that as a programmer, I start counting from zero

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  • 6
    6y
    1) We've all heard this joke
    2) Read it with a straight face
    3) It's fake news. We don't get girl friends
    4) If you do get a GF you know damn well you gotta sacrifice some programming time. It's part of dating.
  • 3
    6y
    if this was stackoverflow I would have marked this post as "possible duplicate of xyz" :p
  • 0
    6y
    Wow. Tough crowd. Well, At Least it worked in the workplace😅
  • 2
    6y
    @hyp3rflux NO!!!
    people here are sweet
    and welcome to devrant ;
  • 2
    6y
    @hyp3rflux We're nice.

    But reposted and stereotypical jokes get old the 5th or 6th time you see it.
  • 1
    6y
    Well I enjoyed it. So there you go +1
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