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6y

Just saw an upwork offer.
The client wants the dev to put all pages into one page.
"That sounds easy" I thought.
But it turns out that the total amount of pages to put into a single page is 904625697166532776746648320380374280100293470930272690489102837043110636675.
HOLY CRAP! EVEN IF I PUT THAT MASSIVE BLOCK INTO A SINGLE PAGE, YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO OPEN IT! THERE IS NO SUCH POWERFUL MACHINE OR EVEN A SOFTWARE THAT CAN MANAGE TO OPEN IT!

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  • 14
    6y
    >wowowowow_hold up.png
  • 1
    6y
    Here is the link to the offer btw.:
    https://upwork.com/job/...
  • 5
    6y
    What exactly that one page he wants? Cuz his current site is basically one page with pagination

    I hope he doesn't mean all that in one page with scroll ...
  • 1
    6y
    And what does bitcoin private key help with? Steeling money or just for money transfer?
  • 3
    6y
    >I hope he doesn't mean all that in one page with scroll ...
    @gitpush, you are right. He means it exactly like this :D
  • 2
    6y
    @gitpush I think that it is about stealing money, but I am not sure, as well.
  • 2
    6y
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- 😂😂😂
    Let's hope so...
    And how was he able to get all those private keys 🤔
  • 2
    6y
    @gitpush I do not know lol
  • 2
    6y
    Someone should check whether that number is greater than the amount of atoms in the universe or not...
  • 5
    6y
    "At this level, it is estimated that the there are between 10^78 to 10^82 atoms in the known, observable universe."

    print(len('904625697166532776746648320380374280100293470930272690489102837043110636675'))

    75

    Not so far from it...

    Source:

    https://universetoday.com/36302/...
  • 0
    6y
    Well we have 10^78 atoms (approx) in the universe and the number of pages are 10^76, so universe wins

    But the amount of pages is still freaking humongous
  • 6
    6y
    the task is to add an infinit scroll, instead of the pagination. you don't need to load all records at once.
  • 1
    6y
    I think he just tried to be clever haha cause if you could actually put all pages in one (without JS) you could just ctrl-f and get the private key for any given BTC address...
  • 7
    6y
    What he needs is probably an efficient way to search through the keys, most of the time people don't know what they want until you tell them.
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