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mega6382
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At work, someone’s desk is blocking the fire exit.

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something needs to be done about this

not cool
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  • 9
    6y
    Worst case scenario you use the window
  • 8
    6y
    @AtiLion more like Windows
  • 4
    6y
    It doesn't look very heavy, you could probably move it alone
  • 10
    6y
    "Where to put this boss?"

    Boss: "Is there enough space in front of the fire exit?"

    "Just enough"

    Boss: "Perfect"
  • 27
    6y
    You cannot use the fire exit because you are not made of fire.

    Duh.
  • 8
    6y
    The fire just has to burn the desk out of your way, then you can get out, silly rabbit! 🤪
  • 4
    6y
    And that table will only be moved after you "git commit" in case of fire
  • 1
    6y
    The bigger crime might be the wall color :-/
  • 3
    6y
    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
  • 5
    6y
    Also the fire exit is a door with a sheet of paper that says “fire exit” taped to it.
  • 0
    6y
    Looks like somewhere I used to LAN party and smoke w33ds. FYI fire exits should be sealed on all edges, fooled me again Microsoft Word
  • 1
    6y
    When the servers are always on fire but the fire exit is never used, who needs it anyway, right? 🙃
  • 1
    6y
    Commit your code and do git push first...

    Then only you can open the door?
  • 1
    6y
    Burn it.
  • 1
    6y
    That's the most stylish fire door I've ever seen 🚪🔥
  • 0
    6y
    I'm sure that's not even an exit anyway , it must be a bathroom or something
  • 0
    6y
    @mega6382 : perfect meme does'nt exists for this situation

    Me:
  • 0
    6y
    There is enough space for you to open the door. The top of the door looks deceiving but from the bottom of the desk to the door there looks to be more space to open said door.
  • 0
    6y
    @Puddinglord yes, but this is not regulation for a fire exit. In case of emergency this will surely cause a problem, surely, the door might open but it will still be blocking the space when people will be trying to escape.
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