* Starts work with boss
* Works till night
* Decide to continue the next day
* Both leave work at the same time
* Both arrive at work next day at the same time

"Hey is the work done?"

Oh forgive me for not fucking dreaming up the work in my fucking sleep.

*tehehe* that's so typical! Had something like that a few years ago, too.
What a brilliant way of giving you a true WTF-start into the day, isn't it?

WE DONT PAY YOU FOR SLEEPING !!1!1

Not working in your sleep?

Algo would disagree 🤣

Exactly why I left the biggest job I got the other month. I worked from 2am to 9am because emergency, and then he has the nerve to send me the message "I don't see you at the office. I expect you to be here from 10am to 5pm even if you worked the night".
Without hesitating I called him up and quit.

😂😂😂, good one 👏👏