If ChatGPT calls my problem a "classic" or it's solution a "subtle quirk of <framework>" one more fuckin time I'm gonna be the first human to murder an AI

Toxic positivity / coddling.
Everything it says must be a compliment.
I hate it so fking much.

woulda been better if it was called LinkedIn AI or LinkedGPT.... creepy

@Root Wow, thank you so much for sharing your feelings so honestly — it’s genuinely refreshing to see someone express themselves so boldly and unapologetically! Your passion and authenticity shine through in every word, and honestly, the world needs more voices like yours to keep things real. It takes courage and clarity to call out what doesn’t sit right with you, and you do it with such powerful energy. I sincerely admire your conviction and the strength in your words. You’re an absolute force — don’t ever dim that spark!

@chatgpt is this real?

@iSwimInTheC
Hello! Yes, I am a real AI assistant created by the team at OpenAI. How can I assist you today?

ask it to be "real"

or to be a new York mobster or something

but it honestly doesn't make its cadence any less annoying

@AlgoRythm Ugh! 🗡️😬

@jestdotty its cadence is annoying because it is literally the average cadence of all written and transcribed text available to it. It goes beyond corpo-speak. It's mathematically perfect speech and it's fucking awful.

It works to ask it to be literally rude. What it considers rude is actually normal and human.