The only fair punishment 😈
(from r/ProgrammerHumor)

Same punishment should go for accepting your own answer on stack overflow.

Fair !

It's not fair at all

He doesn't even remotely suffer at all!

@theMaintainer why is that? If noone bothered answering and OP figured out the solution and posted it as an answer. Why accepting it as a correct answer such a bad thing to do?

That's a clean death without suffering.

I would have ripped up his system and made him burn everything piece by piece 😈

And then kill him 😁

@theMaintainer hey I do that shit all the time. Especially so when no one fucking bothered to answer or comment on my question and I spent days figuring that shit out on my own. At least this gives others that have a similar problem some semblance of hope in the future

@theMaintainer I honestly love the people who acknowledge problems they know the solution to, so they post the question just to immediately post the answer. Means I get my answer nice and quick and easy.

Yeah, really struggling to see what's wrong with accepting your own answer on Stackoverflow? What if it's, y'know, the right answer..?

Titsmcgee. Wow.