document.form.email.value.indexOf('@') != '-1'

Yikes, maniac.

Just thought I would share this image of my last experience, when asked to check the website in Firefox or IE.

Client sending files containing / in their filenames..

If he ever send this shit again I swear I'll be chopping off his thumb and sticking it up hos arse, it'll sure fit whatever bizarre fantasy he have for doing such atrocious things.

When I do the quick'n'dirty against that nasty bug.

I'll never become good friends with svn.

git > svn

Any day, any time.

So my chrome on android has appearently started looking like something my colleagues toddler could have drawn, despite that I have all the "modern" settings disabled in chrome://flags

Anyone knows any other workarounds now that this appears to have stopped working?

ALSO FUCK YOU GOOGLE FOR FORCING THIS SHITTY AND UNINTUITIVE DESIGN DOWN OUR THROATS, STOP VALUATING PRETTY PIXELS OVER PRODUCTIVITY

Client: Excuse me, I know it's your day off, but I need you to fix my website it's urgent!!!

Me thinking: Excuse me while i chop your head off, shit down your neck and feed your remains to the pigs!

FUCK YOU $CLIENT_NAME !

You tell me I've spent the last 6 months molesting and hacking your piece of garbage multistore prestashop?

Just for you to yet again, change the specifications, saying "I don't want a multistore anyway please split them up"

What an imbicile moron, you want me to duplicate the codebase/database 7 times? just to start "downgrading" each one individually? To make a few adjustments to each one.

What the fuck have you been smoking? I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

What retarded way of writing a json feed is this? what the fuck!

Each product in the feed is translatable, but instead of creating a new object in the feed with the translated content, there's an additional field pointing to a language code (this applies to all translateable fields).
Then each translatable field is appended the number which matches the number appended to the language field containing the desired language code.

In addition to that, the keys doesn't have any sensible meaning, but appearently they abide by som obscure "GS1 / GDSN" standard.

So for each "distinct" field I have to look up the definition of that key

If just the language code and the actual value keys was grouped together.. but no, the feed is ordered by the number after the 'D'.

Yeah for being stuck with something that looks like infinite scrolling, because one product object is fucking gigantic.

FUCKING INSANE MANIAC PIECE OF TRASH.
@#%!#€&

Fuck you drupal and your gibberish arrays. what the fuck. and the size of those, it's easier to swallow a cactus than to understand.

Fuck trying to assign a default value to a field, it is about as easy as solving the middle east conflicts. FUCK!

When the frontend dev argues that Pestashop is a "good product" because "it just works" and "you can click everything up, no coding needed"

Any good tips on how to hide or disolve a body?

It's not like we needed this information board anyway, to help us monitor our servers, tickets and calendar.

Thats some microsoft quality!

Nothing says welcome back from holiday like a clients website being hacked 🙃

Wow! That's microsoft quality!

Your mom's so fat the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Wiriting documentation is the single most boring thing I can imagine.

Fuck, it'd be more entertaining watching paint dry, or seeing the grass grow.

My current.

He often put the developer, project and maintainability before the client and money.

Fuck XML.

Just... Fuck it, i'm fucking done.

!dev

If you driving a FUCKing Peugeot 107, don't FUCKing start to tailgate me, m'kay?!
Especially not on the highway imbecile fuckwit!

Because, I know for a fact that the rusty boneshaking rattletrap, that you call a car won't be able to overtake anyway!!

FUCKing dork, safety distance heard of it?

I bet my left nut, that you draw your drivers license in legoland.

We're fucked

So normally I go with a super-conservative error handler that logs errors, and exit the process on even the tinyest/smallest error.
Regardless or project/cms/framework I always to this to prevent myself from installing spaghetti plugins or writing unstable code.
Also because I don't want any code to just soldier on if a variable wasn't defined properly, or likewise.

But today I had to write this little fucker into my error handler, to support the error surpressing operator '@'

Appearently prestashop was developed by a group of senseless moronic fuckwits,
and hteir piece of horseshit software doesn't even work if it isn't allowed to surpress errors.

What was the fucking imbeciles thinking when requiring such lunatic behaviour...

This has been said before, but i'm gonna be honest with you here, straight from the bottom of my heart

Fuck the new chrome design is fucking repulsive, when did material == rounded corners.

This design reminds me more of what facebook is trying to do with their grotesque messenger.

Thank you for breaking our site with breaking changes in a minor version number.

FUCKING CUNTSUCKERS!

You know what's worse than fixing websites in IE?

Fixing websites in safari for winblows.

FUCKING HORSESHIT

Girlfriend's vs my setup.

it's like David & Goliath, except here Goliath is the strong one.

Okay it's FUCKing rant time... FUCK you prestashop!

FUCK your utterly bizarre "coding standard"
Also a big FUCK your config files, since when did config files start to include application logic, multiple includes/requires and modification of super-globals. When did I miss that memo?

This file is full of so much FUCKing horseshit, my FUCKing testicles hurt.

FUCK your "module overrides", yes let's duplicate 20-30MB senseless horror code into another folder, just so we can modify one line, without having future updates breaking our stuff.

And your attempt to migrate to a symphony stucture is FUCKing pathetic, do it properly, or don't do it at all.. FUCKtards..

I know wordpress can be bad, but this...
Prestashop takes FUCKing lousy, headache/cancer- giving, piece of crapware to the next FUCKing level.

I wouldn't even wish this FUCKing upon my worst enemy.

'undefined is not a function'

What the actual fuck...

What kind of API does not do data integrity validation, and allows me to subscribe a user to a newsletter list with a non-existant list id ?

That's some fucking bullshit. fucktards at www.make.as

If I uncheck your, by default checked, checkbox to recieve your marketing bullshit emails on your website.

Don't fucking send me an additional email asking me to subscribe.

Fucking cunts!

What do you call a chinese pedophile?
fu kem young

Ok i'll show myself out.